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S1 - Episode Nº 1 - Identity
  • Hetty: Expense accounts; yours are six months behind. I would have thought seeing you had time off for recuperation, you would have caught up on your paperwork
  • Callen: Please tell me you're kidding me, Hetty.
  • Hetty: Well, I could but it would be a lie. No rush; tomorrow will be fine..

  • Sam: The window is blowing into the car, not out. The kidnapper fired a shot.
  • Callen: McGuire wasn't killed in the crash. He was executed.

  • Callen: What are you, my mother or something?
  • Sam: You could use one.

  • Hetty: Mr. Callen, you're not due back for a month.
  • Callen: I missed your sunny smile, Hetty.

  • Nate: Got a note from your doctor?
  • Callen: You're my doctor, Nate.
  • Nate: Yeah. I just get to play around inside your head though.
  • Callen: Uh-huh.
  • Nate: How's the rest of you? Aches, pains, insomnia?
  • Callen: Yeah. All of that...before I got shot.

  • Callen: Would I live in a place like this?
  • Sam: Well, that's why I'm showing you. To see if you want to live here.
  • Callen: Does it have a jacuzzi?
  • Sam: If it does, I'll drown you in it!

  • Sam: You've never gotten a *single* birthday card?
  • Callen: Nope...What? It's not a big deal.
  • Sam: I'm definitely getting you a birthday card this year.
  • Callen: Great, make sure you put some money in it.
  • Sam: How about a personality in it?

  • Kensi: Alright, enough with the look already. I'll go. And I will take our trained expert operational psychologist for backup.
  • Nate: I love field work. Do I get to carry a gun.
  • Kensi: Yeah...No! I don't think we're expecting much from a grieving family.
  • Nate: Can I still carry a gun? Maybe one of those ankle holsters...maybe that would make me walk funny.
  • Kensi: You already walk funny, Nate.

  • Callen: It's just that in three years, you've never called me "G."
  • Hetty: It's not a name. It's a letter. Now, if you were to tell me what it stands for...
  • Callen: No one ever told me.

  • Sam: You feeling lucky?
  • Callen: After last time, not particularly.

  • Luis Perez: Who are you?
  • Callen: Frank Hanley. I'm a lawyer.
  • Luis Perez: A lawyer needs a bodyguard?
  • Callen (chuckles) No. Oh, the big guy? Big guy's actually a client. Works in the Defense department. Civilian analyst.
S1 - Episode Nº 2 - The Only Easy Day
  • Hetty "Your psychological analysis is an invaluable asset to our team, Nate."
  • Nate "Thanks, Hetty."
  • Hetty "But your stand up needs some work. Save it for Mic night."
  • Sam "I really look forward to having Dom as a partner."
  • Callen "You'd miss me. I complete you."
  • Hetty "I criticize. I scold. I chastise. I've even torn someone a new one, but I never mock. You, Sam Hanna, are more than this job, and much more than a SEAL."
  • Nate: What is the world coming to when a drug dealer isn't safe in the comfort of their own fortified homes?
  • Hetty: Your, uh, psychological analysis is an invaluable asset to our team, Nate.


S1 - Episode Nº 3 - Predator
  • Kensi "I'm the best first date girl in town, I mean I bring my A game; funny, flirty, charismatic, tasteful."
  • Sam "Like me."
  • Callen "And the second?"
  • Kensi "The second date, antsy, bored, distant, impatient, irritable."
  • Sam "Like G."
  • Hetty "Few men know how to deal with a smart, strong, independent woman. They say they want a soul mate to share their hopes and dreams with; but all they really want is a substitute mommy."
  • Nate "Okay, as a professional psychologist, i have to completely.....
  • Hetty "Nate, sit down!
  • Nate "Cool, I'm going to sit."
  • Sam "So, what are we this time, a couple of salesmen who got lost, maybe some guys looking for an old collage buddy?"
  • Callen "How about we're two armed federal agents trying to apprehend a terrorist."
  • Sam "Oh yeah."
  • Callen "Bad news is our only lead in this case is dead. Good news is you're off the hook for date number two."
  • Kensi "Sure, hop on the Kensi abuse train while there's still room."
  • Kensi (as Razor Mantis) "I will consider answering your question once the guy to your left stops IM-ing you about my bra size."
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S1 - Episode Nº 4 - Search and Destroy
  • Sam: Shrinks got a term for that, doc?
  • Nate: Yeah. Really screwed up.
  • Walton Fynn: And someday, we'll both live in the burbs. Barbecue with our neighbors and coaching Little League.
  • Callen: I don't know. Teaching your son to play baseball sounds pretty idyllic.
  • Walton Fynn: Yeah, it does. But that's why we do what we do. So others can live those lives.
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  • CALLEN (watching tattoo artist working on a topless female customer with her back to them): What was your first like?
  • SAM: We're talking tats, right?
  • CALLEN: Yeah, we're talking tats.
  • SAM: San Diego, sixteen, nervous as hell, didn't really know what to expect. Afterwards, I just kinda felt like a man , you know. I don't know how else to explain it.
  • CALLEN: We're talking tats, right?
  • SAM: Yeah.
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S1 - Episode Nº 5- Killshot
  • Dom: I think I lost the button.
  • Sam: You lost the button?
  • Dom: The camera button.
  • Nate: Whoa. You lost Hetty's camera button?
  • Dom: (speechless. Looks around, worried.)
  • Sam: Well, where'd you lose it?
  • Dom: If I knew, it wouldn't be lost.
  • Callen: It's gotta be around here somewhere.
  • Sam: We gotta find that button.
  • Nate: (accusingly) How could you lose Hetty's camera button?
  • Sam: Just-- look under there.
  • Nate Okay, okay.
  • Dom: Oh, no. Hetty's gonna kill me.

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S1 - Episode Nº 6 - Keepin' It Real
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S1 - Episode N° 7 - Pushback
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S1 - Episode N° 8 - Ambush
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S1 - Episode N° 9 - Random On Purpose
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S1 - Episode N° 10 - Brimstone
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S1 - Episode N° 11 - Breach
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S1 - Episode N° 12 - Past Lives
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S1 - Episode N° 13 - Missing
  • (Kensi hands over the on-board camera from Dom's car.)
  • Kensi: Ty, could you look at this?
  • Ty: Aw, poor little fellow. Who'd want to shoot you?
  • Kensi: You talk to your computer parts?
  • Ty: Do you talk to your plants when you water 'em?
  • Kensi: Just my orchids, but they can be tricky.

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S1 - Episode N° 14 - LD50
  • Callen: Sam sees the glass as half full. I see it as half empty. That's why we make a good team. (rapidly) Kensi, on the other hand, drinks right out of the bottle; Nate wonders why it has to be a glass; and Eric usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
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S1 - Episode N° 15 - The Bank Job
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S1 - Episode N° 16 - Chinatown
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S1 - Episode N° 17 - Full Throttle
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S1 - Episode N° 18 - Blood Brothers
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S1 - Episode N° 19 - Hand-to-Hand
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S1 - Episode N° 20 - Fame
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S1 - Episode N° 21 - Found
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S1 - Episode N° 22 - Hunted
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S1 - Episode N° 23 - Burned
  • Nate: What's Callen going to do now?
  • Hetty: What he does best. Become a ghost.
  • Sam: Um, so we can't find him?
  • Hetty: Not until he's ready to be found.

  • Hetty: Oh, Mr. Callen, is this your 3rd cell phone of the day?
  • Callen: I'm keeping receipts.

  • Callen: What happened to protocol?
  • Hetty: It went out the proverbial damn window. I've been thinking a great deal about your situation. Nate has misgivings about your state of mind.
  • Callen: Well, he's going to have to get in line.
  • Hetty: During this crisis, he thought he should have a gun.
  • Callen: You didn't?
  • Hetty: Perish the thought.

  • Callen: Eric, I need you to bring our servers back online. I want you to re-activate the computer virus that Keelson introduced to our system.
  • Eric: Are you serious?
  • Callen: Very.
  • Eric: You're asking me to commit technological malpractice.
S1 - Episode N° 24 - Callen, G.
  • Kort: I'm rather fond of Los Angeles, (Looks at Kensi) Maybe I'll put in for a transfer.
  • Sam: I hope not.

  • Amy Taylor: (to Callen about his sister) She loved you so much. You know, she cried herself to sleep every night because she couldn't be with you.

  • Callen: What'd she call me?
  • Amy Taylor: Baby brother.
  • Callen: No. I-I mean..
  • Amy Taylor: Just "baby brother."

  • Hetty: Oh I know my family, Mr. Callen. Believe me when I say, sometimes I envy you not knowing yours.

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